20 things you must know to have an easier life

1. When peeling off a band aid, dip a cotton ball in olive oil or baby oil and rub it against the sticky parts of the band aid. This will cause it to fall off painlessly.

2. Kick a soccer with the laces, or inside part of your foot. (Never with your toe.)

3. When you want more intelligent words when typing in Microsoft, go to the tools toolbar, and use the thesaurus

4. When you answer the phone and the speaker needs to talk to someone else who is not available in the moment, volunteer to leave a message.

5. When calling over a cat, a rabbit, or any rodent, use the "tsk tsk" sound.

6. When your pencil breaks and you don't have a sharpener, do not use your scissors to shave the pencil.

7. When you have been embarrassed, laugh along with the crowd.

8. When you have a secret confession, do NOT tell a bubbly or poplar girl!

9. Learn to say hello in 10 different languages:
Spanish: Hola (OH-la)
Arabic: Al salaamu a'laykun (Ahl sah-LAHMU ah ah-LAY-koom)
French: Bonjour (bohn-ZHOOR)
Hebrew: Shalom (Shah-LOHM)
Hindi: Namaste (Nah-mah-STAY)
Hungarian Szia (ZEE-yah
Korean: Anyong haseyo (An-yong Ha-seh-yo)
Swahili: Jabmbo (JAM-bo)